I was born in a Hospital, A Month, in 1979..  I weighed seven pounds,

I was very red, because they didn't wait five minutes to take the picture when

I had more bloodflow

I was born to Dad and Mom Something. My father lived in Connecticut, and attended

some college I will never get into...

I have always been the tallest kid in my class, by a cowlick.

I once had a space between my teeth, because I used to suck my thumb. I quit before now.

I was a nun, and a puppet, in my fifth grade class's production of "The Sound of Music."

My fifth grade teacher was a bitch.

I wanted to be a professional baseball player when I was eight. I wanted to be an actress when I was thirteen. I wanted to be a singer when I was fifteen.  I wanted to be a writer when I was eleven. I wanted to be a ballerina when I was seventeen, I wanted to be a gay male when I was twelve.  I wanted to be a bank robber when I was nine, I wanted to be a tranvestite when I was sixteen, and I wanted to be a comedian when I was nineteen.

I turn the big '20' this November, I want to know what I want to do!

Softball, field hockey, track,basketball, saxaphone, viola, piano, drums, guitar, voice.

I can read sheet music, but I can't figure out how to write it.

Sniff my butt, get to know me.  This is such an awkward lifestyle. 

I was never invited to a party in middle school, that's why I don't have any comforting addictions.