Lady bugs crawl

through the leaves

they scramble.

Tiptoe upstairs

hold in a fart

run half a mile

Jump over a fence

knock one down

mow the lawn

Spit out grass

no vanity

no vanity

Pee escapes  me

trickles down

medication side effects,

or laziness?

Hold my crotch

spare the pants

no vanity

no vanity

Write on paper

with a pencil

Popcorn with lack

of butter,

like sandpaper.

Scratch and sniff

grape flavored

tip of nose, within

the nostrils, travels

upwards, through the

tunnel- into the brain

Bracelet hanging from

the wrist, thumbone feels the

light touching of the

underside of the bracelet